So Venus Williams looked good today. LOOOOL. And you thought I was talking about her EleVen “mullet” dress. No, you didn't? My bad. Uh, more like her bad.
At least V's tennis was stand out. She beat Vesna Dolonts 6-4, 6-3 in the first round at the US Open hitting 28 winners to 27 errors – pretty impressive after not having played much this year.
Granted, the Russian had literally spent the previous 10 hours on a flight from Russia after having visa issues and may have had moments of delirium, but hey, that's the luck of the draw!
But seriously, it's great to see the 7-time Grand Slammer back on the court in whatever insane (or inane?) design her mind can come up with.
Aside from the first few games when V was launching shots into the sea of green, she played pretty solid. We'll see her true form, of course, as the lady ballers get more experienced and the matches get tougher.
So what am I saying? Let's not get too excited about her tennis just yet. As for the dress, I'll let it speak for itself.